kawesomes:

One month till I hold hufflepuffia in my arms once again.
Three months till I move to the land down under

*quits grad school to come with you*

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daenystargaryen:

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

#shit can you IMAGINE how good steve would be at ultimate frisbee#he’d be like shit yall i INVENTED ultimate frisbee
STEVE. STEVE. YOU EMBEDDED THE FRISBEE IN A TREE AND WE CAN’T GET IT OUT.

daenystargaryen:

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

STEVE. STEVE. YOU EMBEDDED THE FRISBEE IN A TREE AND WE CAN’T GET IT OUT.

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fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

(Source: awwww-cute)

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

ibroketuesday:

hufflepuffia:

WHEN DID I GET THIS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN A STUPID SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVE.S

welcome to the question that haunts every Teen Wolf fan at night

you people. you all did this to me. *cries softly*

JFC Alex O’Loughlin grew a beard. ARE THEY ALL TRYING TO KILL ME. 

JFC Alex O’Loughlin grew a beard. ARE THEY ALL TRYING TO KILL ME. 

Categories: help, H50, GROSS SOBBING,

this was really good - post winter soldier story.

magpieandwhale:

gyzym:

hello this is a text post in support of bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who wears steve’s huge plaid button-downs over natasha’s too-tight jeans and a pair of old doc martens sam was going to donate to goodwill, because those are the clothes that are around and who gives a shit? bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who goes out in steve’s plastic framed on-the-run glasses because he misses the eye protection his googles used to provide. bucky barnes: accidental hipster, who buys vinyl because he was born in 1917 and drinks his coffee black for the same reason. BUCKY BARNES: ACCIDENTAL HIPSTER. that’s all thank you goodbye

who buys vinyl because he was born in 1917

I love everyone in this dive bar.

WHEN DID I GET THIS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN A STUPID SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVE.S

He’s just so nice. He loves the cheesecake factory - Holland Roden explaining why Hoechlin is the most awkward cast member

(Source: hoechlins)

muscadinia:

au where i have my life together

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